Hot tip: don’t fuck your breakfast
listening and learning + posting my apology video to patreon ($25+ tier)
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Babe, you okay? you reblogged “and we were nice to each other” like 12 times again
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me: *is jokingly mean to my friend*
friend: *jokingly pretends to be hurt*
me:
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I’m very fond of this video
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i learned that there’s a Japanese beetle that when eaten by a frog will haul ass through its digestive system and escape out the back end unscathed (x)
you eat me and i perfectly dodge all of your digestive enzymes and stomach acid and i sprint out your asshole fully intact
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